Tastier than kissing everyone in the room ...

... Just not nearly as fun.

Remember George Costanza's infamous double-dip debacle? Well that led to some honest-to-goodness scientific study on the health ramifications of double-dipping.

Thanks to Clemson University Professor Paul L. Dawson, the guy who debunked the mythological "five-second rule", we now know that double-dipping does indeed transfer microbial bacterium from mouth to dip.

So this Super Sunday, make sure you practice safe dipping habits and hope that your fellow partygoers do not suffer from Costanzitis.